Debbie Does Dallas is coming to a live show near you. Don’t get that excited—it’s not that Debbie, but instead the musical parody of the same name. Based on the 1978 pornographic film, Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical made its Off-Broadway debut in 2002 with Sherie Rene Scott in the titular role, and it’s got its sights set on New York City once more. Beginning on August 6, a limited engagement of the musical will be held at Teatro Circulo, with showtimes in the evening as well as late-night. This time, Debbie will be played by Mikah Horn, and the production will be directed by Nikki DiLoreto. We’d like to clarify, also, that although this musical is based on a very particular kind of movie, there is no actual nudity or sex on stage at any time. Whew. Sound like your kind of thing? Tickets are $20 for general admission and will go on sale July 7. For more information, visit

The musical is billed as “the most important theatrical event of the twenty-first century.” It’s a coming-of-age tale of “an all-American, small-town sweetheart named Debbie Benton…who dreams of making it to the big time by becoming a Texas Cowgirl cheerleader.”

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