A bunch of punks, a blonde, and the inventor of the leather track-suit walk into a bar… Here’s who we’re most excited to see announce tours this week.

Kanye West “Saint Pablo” Tour

Kanye West has announced the long-awaited tour behind his current album, The Life of Pablo. The Saint Pablo Tour will kick off on August 25 at the Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, IN, followed by stops throughout the Eastern Seaboard, West Coast and Canada. Openers and other details of the shows are still TBA. Click here for tickets.

Kesha Summer Tour

After a very public court battle with Dr. Luke and Sony Entertainment, singer Kesha is getting back to performing live. She’s just announced concert plans for the summer, which include several appearances at San Diego and Pittsburgh Pride Fest plus a stint on the Mad Decent Block Party tour. Click here for tickets.

Diarrhea Planet North American Tour

In support of their new full-length album, Turn to Gold, Nashville garage punks Diarrhea Planet have announced a summer/fall tour. It kicks off on July 23 in their hometown at the Elliston Place Street Festival, and wraps up on October 12 at Cats Cradle in Chapel Hill, NC. They’ll also be a part of this year’s Riot Fest, which takes place in Denver and Chicago. Click here for tickets.

Black Sabbath Final Tour Dates

Black Sabbath has been traveling around on “The End” tour for quite some time, with several expansions to the itinerary already under the band’s belt. Now they’ve updated their schedule yet again, tacking on three new U.S. shows for November. Fans living in Tulsa, Houston and San Antonio will now have a chance to see the rockers perform in North America for the last time ever–unless they expand their tour again, of course. Click here for tickets.

Descendents Fall Tour

Before there was Blink 182 and Green Day, there was the Descendents. The seminal pop-punk band is back with a new album, their first since 2004, and they’ve announced a supporting tour. It kicks off on September 2 at Riot Fest, and wraps up on November 12 in Portland, OR, at Roseland Theater. Click here for more tickets.

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