Ashanti in Sacramento

We don't know whether to grind up on each other like pre-teens, or rage out against the current political system. You decide, as you read our picks for the most exciting tour announcements of the week…

Ohhhh snap--it's middle school all over again. Teen dreams dream team, Ja Rule and Ashanti, have announced plans to hit the road for late summer. (Perhaps they took some cues from Puffy?) It begins on…