
Some comedians tell jokes. Bert Kreischer turns them into full-blown events.
Between his famously shirtless performances, outrageous personal stories and larger-than-life personality, the comedian known as “The Machine” has built a live show that feels part stand-up special and part party with thousands of friends.
Now, Kreischer is bringing that energy to audiences across the country with his “Permission to Party” tour. Following the success of his Netflix specials and previous stand-up tours, he is back with more stories, spontaneous moments and the unpredictable humor that has made him one of comedy’s biggest touring names.
But what actually happens at a Bert Kreischer show? Does he have an opening act? How long does he perform? Will he tell “The Machine” story?
From reported set times and opening comedians to show length, material, venue policies and what to bring, here is everything fans should know before attending Bert Kreischer’s “Permission to Party” tour.
Whether you are seeing Bert Kreischer for the first time or returning for another round of shirtless storytelling, a little planning can make the night easier.
The “Permission to Party” tour features Kreischer’s signature mix of personal stories, physical comedy and crowd energy, often with one or more comedians performing before him. Because stand-up is not built around a fixed song-by-song setlist, the material can change as the tour develops.
That is part of the appeal. You may recognize the broad themes of Kreischer’s comedy, but the exact stories, transitions and audience interactions can vary from one performance to the next.
“Permission to Party” is Bert Kreischer’s latest stand-up comedy tour, bringing his storytelling style to theaters, arenas and entertainment venues across North America.
The tour began in 2025 and continues through December 2026, following previous outings including “Tops Off,” “Fully Loaded” and “Berty Boy Relapse.”
Kreischer is known for Netflix specials including The Machine, Razzle Dazzle and Lucky. His comedy frequently draws from family life, marriage, fatherhood, friendships, drinking and the increasingly unbelievable situations that have become part of his stage persona.
Unlike a prerecorded special, a live Bert Kreischer performance leaves room for spontaneous interactions, unexpected tangents and stories that can develop throughout the tour. The show is structured stand-up, but the energy can feel loose and conversational.
The remaining 2026 dates include performances at historic theaters and larger entertainment venues across the United States. Highlights include two performances at The Chicago Theatre in November, plus stops throughout Texas, the Midwest and the Northeast.
Date | City | Venue |
|---|---|---|
Thursday, Oct. 22, 2026 | Corpus Christi, TX | |
Friday, Oct. 23, 2026 | McAllen, TX | |
Saturday, Oct. 24, 2026 | San Antonio, TX | |
Sunday, Oct. 25, 2026 | Lubbock, TX | |
Thursday, Nov. 5, 2026 | Toledo, OH | |
Friday, Nov. 6 & Saturday, Nov. 7 | Chicago, IL | |
Sunday, Nov. 8, 2026 | Elkhart, IN | |
Thursday, Nov. 12, 2026 | Port Chester, NY | |
Friday, Nov. 13, 2026 | Providence, RI | |
Saturday, Nov. 14, 2026 | Worcester, MA | |
Sunday, Nov. 15, 2026 | Portland, ME | |
Thursday, Dec. 3, 2026 | Paducah, KY | |
Friday, Dec. 4, 2026 | Little Rock, AR | |
Saturday, Dec. 5, 2026 | Topeka, KS | |
Sunday, Dec. 6, 2026 | Council Bluffs, IA | |
Thursday, Dec. 10, 2026 | Sioux Falls, SD | |
Friday, Dec. 11, 2026 | La Crosse, WI | |
Saturday, Dec. 12, 2026 | Springfield, IL |
The Nov. 7 Chicago performance is part of the 312 Comedy Festival. The Nov. 14 Worcester performance is designated for audiences 18 and older.
Dates, venues and ticket availability can change. Check the latest Bert Kreischer listings on SeatGeek before making plans.
Opening acts for "Permission to Party" vary by date and city. Check your event listing and any venue announcements for the most current information.
Most upcoming “Permission to Party” performances are scheduled to begin at 7 p.m. local time, and pat previous shows, Kreischer has taken the stage around 8 p.m. after the opening comedians.
A Bert Kreischer “Permission to Party” performance can last approximately two hours from the advertised start time, although the total duration varies depending on the opening comedians and Kreischer’s set.
One attendee reported that the opening comedians began around 7:10 p.m., Kreischer took the stage at approximately 8:20 p.m. and the performance ended shortly after 9 p.m.
There is no confirmed tour-wide intermission schedule for “Permission to Party.”
Stand-up comedy shows often move from the opening comedians into the headliner without a lengthy scheduled break. Depending on the venue, there may be a short transition between performers.
If you need to use the restroom, purchase refreshments or visit the merchandise stand, doing so before the advertised start time is the safest option.
“The Machine” is Kreischer’s most recognizable comedy routine. It recounts his experience with the Russian mafia during a college trip to Russia and eventually inspired the 2023 film The Machine, starring Kreischer and Mark Hamill.
It is understandable that fans attending their first Bert Kreischer show may hope to hear the story live.
However, there is no guarantee that “The Machine” will be part of the “Permission to Party” set. Fan discussions about the tour suggest that some audience members have called out requests for the classic routine during performances, but a request does not mean Kreischer will perform it.
Fans should approach the show as an opportunity to hear Kreischer’s current material rather than a recreation of one of his earlier specials.
The biggest attraction at a Bert Kreischer show is not elaborate stage production or special effects. It is Kreischer himself.
His performances are built around animated storytelling, physical comedy and an enthusiastic relationship with the audience. Fans familiar with his Netflix specials and podcasts will recognize his larger-than-life personality, but seeing him live adds another dimension to the experience.
And yes, his signature shirtless look remains one of the most recognizable parts of his comedy persona.
The tour also offers something different from watching a streaming special. Fans can hear stand-up material in a room full of people, with audience reactions and spontaneous moments influencing the performance.
That does not mean every show includes extensive crowd work. Kreischer is primarily a storytelling comedian, so fans should expect structured routines rather than a performance devoted entirely to audience interaction.
The venue can also shape the experience. Smaller theaters offer a more intimate setting, while arenas create a larger, louder atmosphere.
There is no verified tour-wide requirement to use Yondr pouches or another phone-locking system at every “Permission to Party” performance.
Fans should assume that recording a stand-up performance may be restricted, even when phones are permitted inside the venue. Check your event’s specific policies regarding phones, cameras and recording before arriving.
If your show uses lockable phone pouches, make sure your mobile ticket has been scanned before securing your device. For more information, read SeatGeek’s guide to how Yondr pouches work at phone-free concerts and comedy shows.
For most “Permission to Party” performances, arriving 45 to 60 minutes before the advertised showtime is a reasonable target, provided the venue has opened its doors.
That gives you time to clear security, find your seat, visit the restroom and purchase refreshments without rushing through the beginning of the performance.
If you plan to buy merchandise, use an unfamiliar parking garage or visit a particularly busy venue, consider allowing additional time.
Although fans have reported Kreischer taking the stage well after the advertised showtime at certain performances, do not rely on those reports to plan a late arrival. Opening sets are part of the show, and the schedule can change depending on the lineup.
Check your event confirmation or venue website for official door-opening times.
You don't need to pack for a full-blown party to enjoy Bert Kreischer's "Permission to Party" tour, but a few essentials will keep the night running smoothly.
First, make sure your tickets are ready to scan and your phone has enough battery to last through the show. Double-check whether your tickets will appear in the SeatGeek app, a mobile wallet or another ticketing platform so you're not scrambling at the entrance.
Keep the rest simple: a photo ID, payment card and comfortable shoes should do the trick. If you're bringing a bag, make sure it meets your venue's size restrictions. A portable charger isn't a bad idea either, especially if you're relying on your phone for tickets and your ride home.
With shows running through December, don't underestimate the weather outside. A jacket or extra layer will come in handy while waiting to get inside, particularly in colder cities like Chicago, Sioux Falls and Portland.
One thing you can leave behind? Your recording equipment. Comedy shows often have strict policies against filming, and venue rules may also prohibit oversized bags, outside food and drinks. Check the guidelines for your specific show before heading out so the only surprises happen onstage.
Bert Kreischer’s "Permission to Party" Tour is geared toward mature audiences and may not be suitable for younger children. His stand-up comedy frequently includes strong language, adult humor and stories about drinking, relationships and partying.
Age restrictions vary by venue, with some shows open to all ages and others requiring attendees to meet minimum age requirements or be accompanied by a parent or guardian. Check your venue’s specific age policy before purchasing tickets.
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Bert Kreischer has built a career on turning ordinary experiences into unbelievable stories, and “Permission to Party” brings that storytelling directly to the stage.
With a rotating mix of comedy talent, an unpredictable headline set and the comedian’s unmistakable energy, it is a night best experienced in person.
Find Bert Kreischer tickets on SeatGeek, get to your seat before the jokes start and leave the storytelling to “The Machine.”
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